Good point; everything would look like a nail. What about selling ice cream? It's nearly impossible to kill someone with ice cream.

A home which he was specifically instructed not to enter! If he was so fucking scared he had to shoot the first person who moved, he can't even claim it was a situation he was forced into! He, of his own volition, created the situation. Just don't fucking go inside! Like you were told, asshole!

And what the fuck the guy who was murdered was in the building where he lives. That was his home. He was murdered in his home. The police officer is scared to be in a building people call home because he's afraid of the people who live there.

So disgusting.

Exactly. And being so afraid of someone b/c of the color of their skin that you can't do your job properly should be enough to bar you from working that job. In any job. But especially in one where you a goddamned gun.

I would absolutely be terrified most of the time if I were a cop. That is why I'm not a cop. Can we puh-lease stop letting people who are too terrified to do their damn job become cops? People die.

"There is a distinct possibility that Officer Liang doesn't quite understand what happened,"

Most disturbingly absent: Dr. Strangelove, which still hits the nail on the head 50 years later.

Um, they are both real AND affirming in the pursuit of personal growth and family relationships.

That couldn't possible have been any more accidental than the line about "you can't have a Lemon party without old Dick!" was.

Maybe I will come to your country and fuck all your bread!

This is okay, but I liked last year's better. For Black Friday, they still sold Cards Against Humanity, but for $5 more than usual.

Just a couple of kittens, out on the town.

One Thanksgiving, my teeth were just starting to come in. I was miserable and crying. My material grandmother, a lovely and tiny woman from Ireland, decided the best thing for me was to rub whiskey on my gums. Unfortunately, she didn't realize my paternal grandfather, an ex-Navy Italian from Queens, was doing the same…

....are y'all really having a discussion about what a (fictional) Disney character's cartoon penis should look like, based on historical accuracy?

And thus, "John Smith Gets Circumcised While Traveling to the Ottoman Empire" fanfic is willed into existence.

As a weirdo History major I am epically pleased to find this commentary and conversation.

Um, what about lesbians who don't give a crap about Disney Princes? You are being exclusionary, and dismissive when you don't give a shit what lesbians might think/like

Somebody totally missed the point. This is a bit of turnabout being fair play in response to the endless Disney princess picture sets shoehorning them into every possible wank fantasy stereotype.

Well, it's a feminist website. Their site, their rules. I'm a dude and don't read this site much so I don't care much anyway. But I do recognize that the site does not exist for me and my opinions will only be welcome if they are supportive. I do know this one thing about Jezebel — you defy the hive mind at your…