At the Puppy Bathing Center. They only take applications from 9-10 a.m. weekdays. The application is pretty standard; you just have to describe your puppy washing technique and give three references of puppies you have bathed in the last two years.

Academy of Model Aeronautics. It's common practice for victims of murder attempts to seek comfort in model aviation, and the promotion of model aviation as a recognized sport. Life doesn't get more raw than in model aviation.

*shakes fist at the youngs using "lol" as an evocative article*

Saying something like this to a comment like Emma's is the rhetorical equivalent to saying "Oh, your sandwich is the worst? Worse than the Holocaust?" Come on, now.

her doing that was still one of the best fucking pieces of PR i have ever seen. amazing, amazing, amazing business move.

You're overthinking. I agree with you, but you're overthinking. Some choose parenthood, and some have parenthood thrust upon them. As I am gay, I can make a choice. If I were a woman, well, choice is such a loaded word that I can't imagine it really exists. But Keanu's point remains: there are far more requirements…

Not a fan of Keanu Reeves, but there's one thing he said in 'Parenthood' that rings more true than any other line-reading on film: You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.

The people who are "pretty terrified about the idea of becoming a parent" usually make the best ones. I bet, if you decide to do it, you will be great.

It's probably because it's drawn worse than a 12 year old making Simpsons Rule34.

I suspect the problem is that while you may see this advice as helpful, women don't because we have literally been raised our entire life being told these things. Imagine that every time you walked outside someone in your life said "oh, and be sure to look both ways before crossing the street. You know that there are…

That's funny because I'm very intentional about every single "like" I make. I don't do it unless I both really like the thing and I'm willing to have every person on the planet know I like it ... because that's what can happen.

I'd rather have this so-called income benefit than a bunch of bullshit about cereal in my News Feed.

:) - a public defender

Compassion for those in the criminal justice is something not even the most liberal are capable of.

I pretended to be pregnant with quintuplets and everything ended well. Funny how the media never reports on stories with a positive ending.

The funny part? Technically that's better work than the original photo ;)

Oh yes of course; I didn't even realize that! Better file this one to #corrections

No, it's just a REALLY good corset...it will suck in space and time as well as your waistline.

I kind of get the impression you saw someone using this .gif appropriately somewhere, it was a big hit and you waited for literally any opportunity to use it yourself.

Yup, it must be my use of Chrome with addons such as AdBlock and Flash Block. I haven't experienced any heavy scripts or incompatibilities. The comments I get.. but you didn't really expect Kinja 2.0 to be better did you? Come on, you should know better than that.