Oh please, lets re-release Dark Crystal and show these whipper snappers what real cinematic trauma is.

I regret that I have but one star to give.

What do you mean traumatizing there wasn’t anything at all tra ...

SPOILERS SPOILERS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SPOILERS

I know. I didn’t even know I had it!

Rerread IG my friend, the Celestials are nothing compared to the IG.

Marvell still could.

Bcause, and I hope strange didn’t say this, Tony has to die elsewhere to save everyone.

I mean, I never thought there was any OTHER way to end a two part adaption of the Gauntlet story.

FTFY

I’d love a scene where Cap and Star-Lord completely whiff on a cultural reference. Like they both have no idea who Skrillex is.

So you’re telling me she’s queen of the shit- TeaParty?

I’m calling it. He is putting together the New Avengers and shows up at the end when all hope is lost with a new team (including Cap Marvel and Antman). Enter Avengers 4.

I hate that I actually googled to see if this was a thing, because it sort of seemed like it could be a thing.

Rebecca is new here. Displaying a certain asshole streak is key to fitting in. Besides, I’m fairly certain the scene went down innocuously. Freshmen year relationship (i.e. not serious) and the guy dumps her right before finals (i.e. not afraid to take care of himself first/look insensitive). It seems highly unlikely…

I’m in the Army and I have zero issue with people in the arts being in charge. The Commander in Chief role is important, but it’s not like Nixon is putting her name in to be SecDef or something.

I’d have gone with Cattle Decapitation’s A Living Breathing Piece Of Defecating Meat. For all of them.

Ah, the limerick lives! Good job.

He does this not have more stars?