We salted the Earth and sprinkled holy water all about the ground, no demons are making it in this way!

I got $ says Horatio Sanz plays him in the movie, David Spade plays Conway. 

Some gifs and memes will eventually be recognized as art and this is one of them.

This is a fair take. I do it a few times per week when the NPR news alert square pops up on my phone.  It could be an earthquake or a montage of hedgehog photos set to music, but my response is always, "What the frickin' frack has the neon gasbag done now?!?" Sadly, it is usually the correct response.  

Yiddish has the best curses:

God, I hope he stubs his toe on a nightstand in the worst way.

Margaret Sullivan’s media column in WaPo today had the best suggestion for how reporters should deal with Trump and his lies: the “truth sandwich.”

He also used the non-word “Councel” for about the 9,743rd time.

What’s Sarah Sanders’ sign? She’s really beginning to worry me.

A star can be a form of ‘thank you,’ I think (in Kinja).

all the stars

Dude, I’ve been to Albuquerque. I’ll take the fucking volcano.

This looks just like what’s happening to America.

It’s looking for the high ground.

So you’re telling me she’s queen of the shit- TeaParty?

I hate that I actually googled to see if this was a thing, because it sort of seemed like it could be a thing.

Rebecca is new here. Displaying a certain asshole streak is key to fitting in. Besides, I’m fairly certain the scene went down innocuously. Freshmen year relationship (i.e. not serious) and the guy dumps her right before finals (i.e. not afraid to take care of himself first/look insensitive). It seems highly unlikely…

I’m in the Army and I have zero issue with people in the arts being in charge. The Commander in Chief role is important, but it’s not like Nixon is putting her name in to be SecDef or something.

I’d have gone with Cattle Decapitation’s A Living Breathing Piece Of Defecating Meat. For all of them.

Ah, the limerick lives! Good job.