LOL!

Same on all points. Personally I think GRRM is overrated and while the books were a guide D&D were making vast improvements on his story. Now... I’m pretty much just watching to try to get a better understanding of where it all went wrong. (I mean aside from getting one of the writers of Wolverine Origins as your…

Am I the only one annoyed that it only seems to be Arya getting laid when “we watched her grow up” that people are uncomfortable with?

Even being generous with ages, when they first met the actors were 24 and 13 (accounting for the fact that the show filmed months before it aired), and MAYBE 4 years of time have passed…

I vote for abjuration wards drawn on the ground in salt and blood.

Actual convo I had on the phone today:

A couple points with emphasizing in here:

Sure you can! Just tape a picture of Kav to a mirror and hand it over!

Are you sure it's not the alphabet song?

... every time I think I’ve seen just how stupid he gets...

This just makes me want Senator Majority Leader Nick Fury.

I’ve honestly been trying to figure out the context of this tweet for an hour.

Just because you’re being a dick...

I usually get caught out pretending to be a spy for places that don’t exist.

I hear Novichok is popular in the UK this time of year...

Considering how obviously he worships Putin, I’d wager yes. Yes he WOULD have preferred the soviets take all of Europe. That’s the entire EU he’d no longer have hurting his poor feefees over his stupidity and ineptitude.

I started at 7 am PAT. So... can’t be a worse time than that. 

Ffreelancing ftw.. 

Well that’s not entirely fair. She may not have known about his impending presence. It could be that she read one of his tweets and just emphatically screamed those words into the air. I do it a few times a week, minimum.

I don’t think that’s possible... I mean he’d have to suck his gut WAY in and do a pelvic thrust just to get it in the path of the door on its own. Which I suppose is possible... But not accidentally.

Every night. For the rest of his life. Until he's in jail. And from then on he can just fall asleep on the toilet so he faceplants into the concrete wall of his cell instead.