rest assured, they’ll turn to porn once prostitution is conquered if they don’t manage to kill both at once.

Ok, seriously. Can we PLEASE stop with this fantasy scenario where there was this magical third option who was an even better choice?

To be fair, making a bed IS an exercise in utter pointlessness. If it’s your thing, cool. But I haven’t done it in 25 years and so far the only bad fallout from it is parents yelling at me about it. Literally no one else I have ever talked to has cared that I just throw the blankets and pillows on there as long as I…

Already covered in my disclaimer at the end, so there’s nothing to really be wrong about. I was pulling numbers out my ass and using the ones that didn’t seem TOO hyperbolic. And then I was assigning them to farm positions I imagined exist. For all I know the owner does all the accounting, hiring and sales. Chances…

Hades. He never left Hades.

Confirmed Catholic, and I can confirm this statement.

I’m curious if anyone is following up on these mass raids.

I wish I could feel the sympathy you do. I have family in the same boat. Thing is, I warned them REPEATEDLYAND LOUDLY what would happen and they dismissed me out of hand because “Ha what do you know? You don’t even like politics.”

“Pruitt’s imminent firing is the result of alleged domestic abuser and former White House aide Rob Porter, who reportedly leaked info to get back at his ex-girlfriend, Samatha Dravis, one of Pruitt’s aides.”

No. Not good enough. Next time he goes to get tea the only thing available must be oily diner coffee. With powdered creamer. And splenda instead of sugar.

Isn’t the first episode of Black Mirror LITERALLY an entire country talking about whether they were going to look at their president/minister’s dick? Also involving sex with a pig? Ending with a wife who puts up a wife who puts on a happy persona for the public but going cold behind closed doors?

Lol. Same. Didn’t even read the article. Saw the headline and said “this should be fun”.

He gets the bottom half. She gets the top.

I managed. And you aren’t wrong. One of the more common exchanges I have with friends who read the same books I do:

You argue in bad faith. The situation ASSUMES a point where citizen or militia would be willing to fight a corrupt government to keep their guns. The government doesn’t really have a say in whether or not said militia decide to fight.

Wait... is THIS what he meant when he said we’d get “tired of winning”? He’s just gonna keep suing us and losing? Sounds exhausting, but I’ll take it I guess...

Haven’t clicked thru any links, but I honestly CAN NOT TELL if this is an April fools joke or real.

You DO understand that your ‘right’ to a platform is not protected in any way, right? Especially privately owned platforms. Like web sites or magazines.

Uh... anyone else concerned that he openly refers to his official Arab Culture Instructor as “Terrorism Mentor”. As if that’s what cultural instructors are as a matter of course?

“Is this hubris, arrogance, idiocy, or plain hatred of people in need?”