Well, at least now we know why.

I think you’re right, but I also think you miss the point. This looks like a publicity move. (Anti-publicity? Whatever.)

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More librul commie lies perpetuated by the lizard people that live inside the earth!

I would argue poaching counts...

If you were talking abt a normal person you would have a point. This is not a normal person. It’s a morally bankrupt dickweed who has repeatedly shown he has no more ability for critical thinking, foresight or regard for the law than his impacted anus of a father.

That’s just what “they” want you to think... smrt people are holed up in their bunkers 500 miles from any city with barrels of Raw Water shipped fresh from Mexico and more guns than they have magazines in case you mind control commie zombies (commbies?) try to steal their cholera and fresh roadkill jerky...

Well, that tweet aged well...

Lol. Tastes good, but hardly sporting to hunt Kelps while they sleep. I’d do the day hunting, but it’s gotta be worth another migraine.

Trumps Razor: if it sounds too stupid to possibly be true, it almost certainly is true.

As someone with incredibly sensitive eyes, it’s worth pointing out that I’m supposed to wear sunglasses pretty much continuously. Including at night. I even have a Drs note in case cops decide to pull me over for driving at night with them on.

The only way CPR is going to help in a shooting scenario is if you can get close enough to the shooter to break his sternum before he starts shooting.

I’m not sure what aspect of that torn paper gif pisses me off the most.

He doesn’t. That was written by a staffer.

I don’t support the death penalty. There’s much better alternatives to just killing a shitty person.

And then burned down the bank just to be sure.

Nope. He’s Michael Scott. Soup can guy (forget his name) is Kevin.

HEY EVERYBODY! WELCOME TO WHO’S JOB IS IT ANYWAY?! THE SHOW WHERE EVERYONE’S FAILED UP AND THE FACTS DON’T MATTER!

No mention of this insanity today?

Hire prostitutes? Hell with that. Turn it into an attraction. Charge people for the privylege. I’d chuck a fiver for the chance.