Puts the “no” in trichinosis?

hello i ted cruz, HUMAN MAN, am like you other humans an enjoyer of food. fun i also like, because a good President — good HUMAN president— would be my honor. You like gun yes? I have many.

He’s so ugly his incubator had tinted windows.

The FBI’s list of excuses in no particular order, probably:

I think our society, post Sandy Hook, has decided that the murder of innocent people, children included, is a fair trade for easy access to guns.

I was thinking that I have never hated a character on tv as much as I hate her and it’s completely irrational. And I always stick up for the wife characters on tv (look at my name!). But I hate her actions and I hate her face and I hate her voice and I hate her clothes and I hate her.

I’m so sick of this argument about Trump. There is nothing new, rare, or refreshing about him “saying what he means.” Idiots always say what they mean. That’s part of what makes them idiots. Idiots just don’t usually have the money or arrogance to be in this position.

MEOW IS THE TIME #limberbutt2016

Just sent:

My letter to Joni Ernst:

Again, there is a difference between the word “human” meaning “of human origin” and “a human” meaning an independent person.

Instead of shutting down the government, which won’t work, maybe they should just go to the source of the problem and shut down every woman’s credit cards and bank accounts. Then they can put us in red robes and give us to men who will make better decisions for us than we silly walking wombs can. Any lady who revolts…

Dudes are in a rage/ practically in tears over a Ghostbusters movie with a female cast in it and yet WOMEN are the over the top emotional ones? Yeah.

Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones spent Saturday dressed in their Ghostbusters costumes, visiting patients at the Floating Hospital for Children at Tufts Medical Center.

How can she be so damn cute? I want to hug her!

The nanny is younger but certainly not more attractive than Garner. And to be frank, given that Ahnold screwed his middle aged and not overly attractive on the surface housekeeper to the point of having a child with her I don’t think looks or age mean dick when a man has a case of wandering peen. And if one believes…

“Would that be a huge controversy?” the former Arkansas governor asked. “Yes.”