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Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said

I can understand somewhat the initial concern about physical strength but this is negated by the mandatory requirements. Aka if she can meet the physical strength required, then she has every right to be there.

There’s that. All those were excellent points.

The one who performed her hymen reconstruction surgery, that’s who.

My family is Canadian, so I can speak with some authority: Justin is a very common name in Canada.

Well to be fair to the Palins, he built a clock. They have no frame of reference to deal with that kind of behavior. It’s not like he got someone pregnant or got arrested for starting a fistfight at a house party.

It will be my first time voting today. So excited!

painkiller for a broken leg in terms of the scale of problem to solution.

Maybe you fix the whole starvation thing and babies will just show up on their own! Babies are cool like that, N.K.

We have to be really careful to make sure our doors are latched tight because my cat can open them too. He hates being told where he can and cannot go. He stands up and pushes at the door knob until it opens. It’s very rude. (This is him looking out of a window but it gives you the idea of how lanky and long he is

This is how one of our cats got herself a home. She walked into the open garage on a warm autumn day, opened the door from the garage to the kitchen, and waltzed in. Three years later, she’s basically running the place.

“Alcohol is a sin. This is why I’m going to Salt Lake City to protest drinking.”

Humanity came from Africa, and we are very destructive.

Fact: the average Huckabee is more dangerous to your dog than your average dictator.

This is ridiculous. If you want to have him spend his precious time apologizing for every racist thing he says, when is he going to find time to be racist?

You know he sat there and came up with that “sin not skin” Tweet and smiled, whispering to himself, “That’s so good. It rhymes. Presidents should rhyme. God thinks I’m hilarious.”

I’m over here like.

No. Children are not property; they have rights, too. And your right to religious freedom does not include the “right” to torture or kill your child. This child had a right to receive medical care, a right that was taken from him and led directly to his death. As a society, we regularly balance legitimate health and

Practicing your religion is fine, but not when it negatively impacts others.