You’re not kidding. Every time I see her in one of his too-tight, rubbery getups I feel vicariously uncomfortable.

She is my hero.

Just keep in mind that the Republicans will do everything in their power to marginalize/remove you and your family’s votes, just like they’re doing with black people.

Things keep going the way they are, every day will be the day after the anniversary of a mass shooting.

A girl at work wears heels like these. She’s four foot nothing, so when she stands up she’s basically two-thirds shoe.

El Chapo’s incipient tangerine fucktoy

Wouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwouldwould

The other good thing about it is it helps the kittehs too!

It would help if he wasn’t a cheating asshole with a gambling problem.

Obvious announcement is all “I WAS OVER HERE GOING WOOOO TROUBLE but you were all LOOK THEIR CLOTHES ARE VERY NICE AND THE KIDS ARE IN GOOD SCHOOLS SO ALL IS WELL”

Yeah. I’m curious how folks like your dad think those three women got on the Supreme Court in the first place. Blackmail? Snuck in the back and handcuffed themselves to the seats? Stellar blowjobs?

So basically he’s saying that issues that affect women shouldn’t be considered by women because the results could affect women?

Just stop it. Jesus fuck.

Who gives a shit if they correlate it that way. They can think whatever they want, they just shouldn’t be allowed to force what they think on other people.

It was a valiant effort and I salute you.

All I can think when I see that is ”my name is Donald J. Trump, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.”

I have a question. If you’re being falsely arrested (or what the heck, even arrested with cause) are you able to swear at the cops and call them names without further charges? No resisting arrest or threats or anything, just like “Ok I’ll put my hands behind my back you crusty-dicked motherfucker”?

I’m glad your mom is better. It must be terrifying not to be able to even communicate.

I think an improvement would be to use the actual Cher instead of her Tussaud’s figure.

He has sent a letter to all of Iowa’s school superintendents requesting information about how many faculty, staff, and students attended the 2015 conference last month and whether the schools covered any of the costs of attending, including transportation.