I bet Wil Wheaton College would cover birth control. Is there any way to put him in charge of this?

Yup. It’s right after the passage where he tells Mary Magdalene to go fuck herself.

Well yeah, didn’t Jesus himself say, “Better to deny all students all healthcare than allow one woman to have affordable birth control”

fuckheads

Can we rename Trump The Hair Who Shall Not Be Named? Does anyone have a better suggestion?

The idea that black people have the right to exist is so radical and extreme, right?

“A radical group called ‘Black Lives Matter’” is how he opens the fuckin’ segment. Radical. That is a radical sentiment if you’re Billo.

What kind of fucking self-centered weirdo does that?

Like, whatever I guess, they’ve been married for 20 years and obviously this dynamic works for them. It makes me knee-jerk grossed out to read these comments now, but there are a million kinks and relationship types and preferences I will never understand, nor do I need to.

She deferred to me, and I was happy to give her an enormous amount of decision making just as a gift and let her take charge of so many things.

“The clinic charges $90, but my cousin knows a guy who has a tank of frozen liquid nitrogen and will do it for $45.”

Lolololololololol plump hens. people are warped. The ideal body waved bye bye to me long ago, and the sweet lord knows my ass isn’t going to give up cake and booze.

Oh my god! Look at me! I’m So skinny, but I’m also So rich, so I’m going to throw money away doing this and take pictures of it! Hahaha. Look at me laughing! Out loud! OMG. I’m lol’ing!

Ah yes, these two plump hens need to drop 20-30 lbs post haste.

I was thinking Fraffleck.

Wow, definitely thought you meant that Ben Affleck was dating Fran Drescher, and my mind was blown for a minute.

It had nothing to do with me, but thank you. We aren’t helpless. Not even close. We’ve just been told we are so long we start to believe it. We put our fate in the hands of the wrong people and now we know better. Not to get all Kimmy Schmitt about it but “Females are strong as hell”. We are 50% of the population we…

I wonder how quickly tunes would change if, for example, Brian Greene’s wife introduced something to his anus while he was unconscious.

Ten years ago it was “look at this picture of me without makeup on!” from young women who totally had makeup on. Can’t really blame them. They’re being told to be beautiful, but not to spend too much time doing it—and to do it totally without artifice or artistry or else they’re fakes and we can’t have fake beauties…