A while back I went to a friend's funeral (mid-30s, accidental death) and the priest spent most of the time talking about how wonderful Jesus was and how fabulous God is, etc, etc. Didn't say much about the dead person which was odd as the priest happened to be her uncle. Strange people, the Catholics.

It's an understandable mistake. They usually have a Stepford bot handy to graciously smile and nod.

He's not married. Shocking, I know.

This will stain his legacy irrevocably, which I imagine for someone with an ego like Cosby's is almost worse than going to jail or making payouts. He didn't put his name on all those university chairs and hospital wings just to be generous, and now he's losing them. Must sting like a bastard.

WaitwhoBowiewhat? Huh??

It is a Venezuelan Poodle Moth and it was only discovered in 2009!

Adultosaur, please feel better. Look what I got you!

So the restaurant was filled with the screams and wails of small children who were either traumatized by a headless Chuck E flinging himself through the restaurant OR by being kicked by Chuck E. Cheese inadvertently.

How many women are enough for you to see there's a major problem here? 25? 30? 100? What's the magic number?

Not if you legally changed your name to "Les Chikin".

Wow, her feet look huge. Maybe that's why she's carried around all the time, it's too difficult to navigate with those giant paddles.

Jeeerrry TODD!!

Hahahaha I love this. I can picture the hospital staff holding him down, ripping his heart right out of his chest and jamming it into the recipient. AND HE'S TOTALLY FINE WITH IT!!

You remind me of this:

Countdown to the display being "mysteriously" vandalized in three...two...

I'm sorry, but I have to ask...have you actually seen these things happen, or is he just telling you they happened? Because while I have no doubt that women hit on men, some of these incidents you mention are just...out there.

Jesus Christ. Anybody ever did that to me, they'd lose their phone. Permanently.

The bread story reminded me of my own. When I was much younger I was a server in an Italian restaurant. The bread there was insanely popular, it was fresh-made pretty much every day and patrons would come by just to buy bread to take home. Now the owner, who made all the bread, was a heavy smoker. One morning I…

He's not the best actor I've ever seen but he does know how to push buttons. I guess that's some kind of talent.

Yup, cool cat is all that.