I don't know, it's faster than an autograph and you don't get a hand cramp.

Sure, but he'd have a hard time explaining how the baby "terrified me when it charged at me like the Hulk".

Oh, so that's what Gozer's been up to lately.

The CBC should be suing him for having to watch those videos.

The fucking nerve of this guy. He's an incompetent police officer who killed a kid in a completely avoidable situation, got away with it with no consequences whatsoever and now he's publicly rubbing it in the family's faces for good measure. What a complete and utter shitbag.

If your entire life has always been directed by other people it's pretty easy to just let it happen. Besides, this way all she has to think about is shopping and makeup. And her butt.

Justin Bieber is the shag rug that's all stuck together with spilled Cristal and missed cocaine.

Same place as his ethics, apparently.

I wonder how many of them are cops.

And yet strangely beautiful.

Good question. To find out, you might ask a few doctor.

Dont' bother, Mila is busy thinking about making more baby with him.

I hope you looked at him as if he had just grown a second head which was currently on fire.

Going by Kirk's rationales, it's a half-baked potato.

I hated this song when it first came out. I plan to hate it even harder this time around.

I like that term, "forced-birthers". That's exactly what they are. I'm gonna call them that that from now on.

I love you Adultosaur. Truly.

"Your swearing is very unladylike."

EDINA FOR THE WIN