Why thank you! I find it has so many applications these days.

What an excellent (and admirably non-gendered) insult. Well played.

She is a skid mark on the underwear of humanity.

I would like to put all of her shoes in a place where she can't find them then sprinkle her whole home with Legos. I would also like to make the only music she is ever allowed to listen to every song featuring Pitbull or Nickleback.

It's times like these that you hope there's a hell waiting for these sacks of shit trying to pass themselves off as human beings.

Did she make a coat out of Thor? That is the twist Hollywood has lead me to expect from life.

Yeah, I hate to say it, but in my social circle of 30something women, the most successful women are also the single, child free women. Maybe it's because the rest of us got mommytracked, but I've noticed successful women who don't want to date less successful men stay single by default.

Let's not forget the angle of the single girl who entered/ re-entered/ switched industries during the recession and are still trying to claw their way into a comfortable work situation. Yeah, I'm about 32 and really should be putting in the time to find a mate if I want to settle down and have kiddos (and, I do)- but…

Yes, that is right! Single-hood is better than a bad marriage.... and yes, kids are an expensive luxury. This would be yet another study from the "no sh*t sherlock" school of modern sociology.

I'm curious about her conclusions about high-income women and the supposed buyer's market that they've got. I would guess that probably applies to older people who may be looking at a second marriage after some maturing and life experience? Because in my experience, there are very few never-married successful men in…

Hey look, it's one of the Wii-less kids commenting!

Because no middle or high school kid has ever repeatedly engaged in shitty behavior before, am I right? Get a fucking grip.

Giving out unsolicited 'pseudo' medical advice on Gawker makes you look like a fool.

Ugh, he's a horrible therapist. He just throws colored pills at you in the hopes that your depression will disappear as soon as four colors are aligned. That's not medicine; it's OCD.

I'm amazed by some of these comments. It's a THING. I will trade giving my child a thing for giving them a future.

What does what the kids look like have to do with anything? Unless you're in favor of parents spoiling their kids as long as those kids are thin and conventionally attractive, I'm really unclear why you felt the need to throw in a nasty jab about children's physical appearance.

I think that's where a lot of parents go wrong. They make a lot of threats, but never follow through with them so their word means nothing. Good for her for sticking to her guns.

My kid is going to be watching me donate his fun gifts (non-necessities) to a charity because he can't stop stealing.

I had a neighbor do this! Her kids were snoops and she knew it. They were all passed the santa knowledge age. She warned them that if they snooped, she would return the gifts. They didn't believe her so they snooped. And she returned the gifts.

When I was a kid my brother and I went snooping in my mom's room (where we were not allowed) and found the stash of Christmas presents in her closet. She somehow figured out that we snooped and returned ALL of our presents. It was a sad Christmas that year. Though we never did that shit again.