Only the rats that don't work for Hobby Lobby, right?

Free, government-funded contraception?! Somebody tell Rush Limbaugh so we can see his head explode.

Whoever figures out how to screen for these assholes on a dating site (maybe some type of super-intelligent, "oh god is it Skynet?" level of screening algorithm) is going to make a trillion dollars.

Gee willikers, I wonder why a test might have not been interpretable, considering it had been sitting in a storage unit for three years. No result doesn't exonerate anyone—it means that they couldn't establish a profile, usually because the DNA sample has deteriorated because the standard is to test them within 3…

Then going back to my wife and newborn baby afterwards... I had a long shower before touching either of them."

Tom Hiddleston would make a great everything.

Those two do have the cheekbones to play Dream.

Latino nannies.

Middleclass conservatives.

Men and women who were children in the '60s and '70s. Many of them likely to be white and conservative, though surely not all of them.

My favorite part is the kitty just hanging out and "helping" hold down the fabric while she cuts.

great craftsmanship. Ballet is great.

""Just like any rape, you have to report it, and you have to prove it," he told her. "So you couldn't just go and say, 'Oh yeah, I was raped,' and get an abortion. It has to be a legitimate rape."

Nope. Read what I wrote. If a man doesn't want to pay support he can keep his sperm to himself.

Just like any rape, you have to report it, and you have to prove it

Get the fuck out of my vagina Brattin.

But if the father is dead, all she needs is a notarized note saying so! It doesn't specify what type of dead (actual, biological death vs "he's dead to me" kind of death) so... LOOPHOLE!

Lutefisk is what happens when you try to make soap out of fish.

Very Important Question: What are you feelings about panettone and stollen? Because those are *types* of fruitcakes, but are delicious, buttery, non-sticky-brick-like monstrosities.

Story time!