I keep telling myself that one of these days all the fast food and late night cocaine fueled tweet binges will catch up to Commander Cheeto and give him a massive heart attack. Any day now... any day... *fingers crossed*

I did not truly know what my nightmares looked like until now...

Yes. My life is finally in a good, stable spot and I just transferred and got a big raise at work and I want to feel good about my life but then I watch the news. And it just breaks my heart...

She is clearly some kind of Disney princess with her long, lusterous hair. I fully expect small rodents and song birds to assist her with her day to day tasks.

I am calling bullshit on this part of the story. Since when do sharks parent their young and teach them to hunt?

I am going to be honest, there is literally nothing in this world that will convince me Trump is intelligent. He could take an IQ test in front of me and have it graded by a non-financially or politically motivated third party and I still would not believe the IQ score to be accurate unless it was low. The man has the…

- has truck nuts, doesn’t matter what type of vehicle they are on

Can we please all just accept that the national anthem is not a religious text and stop acting like it is sacred. People kneeling or refusing to stand does not hurt anyone, and all those acting as if it is some form of blasphemy are ridiculous.

I mean, yeah, on some level I knew this country was way more backward than progressive cities make it seem. I just really hoped it wasn’t as bad as it clearly is. I had really hoped we had come farther than we have. Probably part of why I have been depressed since the election.

I still have not fully come to terms with how many white people (women especially) voted for Trump. How?! Are other white people so selfish that racism, homophobia and misogyny do not faze them as long as someone promises them a job?! I am just so ashamed to be part of the same group as these assholes.

Had a family friend get Lyme disease but it went undiagnosed for over a decade. The doctors were convinced her illness and symptoms were all in her head. She now has permanent neurological damage and joint issues. Every once in a while she will have a flare up and get flu like symptoms. They put her on antibiotics and…

As a bride to be it is super frustrating when you don’t want gifts. I don’t really need anything, and see no point in asking for nicer versions of things I already have when what I have works just fine.

I typed what I meant.

I live in a blue state, and all I can say is please do not leave us! There are still so many of us liberals stuck in this mess of a country. We cannot all fit in California, though that would be pretty amazing.

Because big cities are liberal but there are a ton of rural areas overflowing with conservatives? At least that is how it is in MN.

I will never understand how so many white women voted for Trump. I am a white woman in one of the few states Clinton won and I am so fucking confused. I would have voted for a festering anal cyst before I voted for Trump, though they are kind of the same thing.

It helps us survive the long, cold winters

Bye Felicia!

Not enough that I would bet the future of this country on it.

Except all the republicans who are refusing to vote for Trump will vote for Pence. And people who dislike Hillary but dislike Trump more may likely switch back and vote for Pence. Meaning Pence could potentially win. And then we would all be fucked. Except for white men, who never come out worse for the wear.