I might watch this only because SyFy is part of it.

I fucking hate being lied to. And this is obviously a lie. It’s amazing how fast you’ll find the remote when you spot me standing on a chair so I can reach a speaker to disconnect it.

Wow, DJ Long-in-the Tooth, good job with mixing all those Phat Beats. Now, go back and read the original question. You know, where the writer said that they understood that night clubs aren’t going to be quiet places, but where a regular old restaurant can, indeed, adjust the volume on the music.

It seems you miss the point that the bartender,waitstaff,band and all other employees are there for the customer. It is kind of the whole point of a business.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

I’m charmed by your belief that she’s literate.

I keep telling myself that one of these days all the fast food and late night cocaine fueled tweet binges will catch up to Commander Cheeto and give him a massive heart attack. Any day now... any day... *fingers crossed*

A relative: “Should we let the kids say bad things about the president? What if they get bullied in school?”

Me: “They’re multiracial, anyone who gets upset about negative Trump talk would bully them anyway.”

As she should.

Fuck that. My 6-year-old uses air quotes with “President” anytime she says his name.

“I thought what if it’s all over the room? ... I put it underneath the rug. Imagine how happy that person was!”

I will continue to take one a day because it has lowered my triglyceride count and I’d rather take a fish oil supplement than an RX with possible side effects.

I just watched his on-air MSNBC appearance, and I beg to differ. Dude looks like he found allllllll the cocaine.

This dude is drunker than Melania was when Barron was conceived.

Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease let this be something significant.

Here’s a law professor being awesome explaining facts of life and law to some youthful student member of the self-proclaimed master race (aka a fratboy):

Good lord. Here’s hoping you never, in your life, find yourself alone with another human being; you need some serious help given that you think you can reduce all of human experience to figures and statistics—and particularly in that you think you’ve got an entire sex sorted out as a bunch of mercenary cock-hunters…

Am I the asshole for not just looking the other way

“I am a National Guard member where integrity, (honesty) is a vital part of my core values.”

Vet here alternating between cringing and laughing hysterically

“I met this girl online and we ended up getting very close, a relationship that lasted almost 2 and a half years, we never met but skyped regularly.”