We decided LONG ago that he is not allowed to discuss my weight with me, ever. But he's okay if I discuss his (he's a triathlete and in his off-season he balloons up like the goddamned Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, busting out of his clothes and costing me money), so it kind of works out. Haha. He's allowed to encourag…

For real, my last boyfriend ate nothing but sugary cereal for every meal but remained naturally trim and then gave me dirty looks when I took the escalator instead of the stairs. I tried telling him about my history of eating disorders once to try and get him to understand where I'm at and why I feel and act the way I…

Yo are you in the dungeon right now bc you seem like a giant troll.

So? Deus ex machina is used by: Shakespeare, Euripides, Dickens, Tolkien, Monty Python, Moliere- I could go on. Just let people have their fandoms.

I bet you, given that they were British asshole boys, they called each other "cunts."

My ex tried to say that if we ever broke up we would have to discuss where the pets went. I laughed in his face and said that I paid for the animals myself (one of whom predated the relationship by 2 years), all their medical care as well as all their food and supplies. And that I had kept all the receipts. So he was…

JUST DRINK IT. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE. IF YOU WAKE UP HOURS LATER WITHOUT ANY UNDERWEAR ON AT LEAST YOU HAD A NICE NAP.

I bet she thinks Bill Cosby is the kind of swell upstanding gentleman you should be looking for at Princeton to settle down with. He got you a drink! Look at how considerate he is!

Her ideas are so antiquated. What's next? IF WOMEN WOULD JUST STOP SAYING NO, THERE'D BE NO RAPE WHATSOEVER!

Patton revealed that in those instances, she believed that the rape victim in question simply "got very drunk and had sex with a man that she regretted the next morning."

This is really terrific Disney Villainess hair.

"It makes one wonder, why do you not just get up and leave. Or why do you not as a woman tell a man who's making advances that you're not comfortable with, 'You know what? Stop. Leave.'"

What the hell is going on here?

Why is the bitch still getting interviewed?

I want to fart on this guy after a week of eating nothing but pepperoni and dried fruit.

I think acceptance at that site would be more of a punishment than a reward.

YES. Absolution is my favorite album, though Origin of Symmetry seems to get all the critical love. they're finally recording their seventh album now and I am so excited!!!

Hopefully, shedding Kate will make Matt & his band come up with an album to rival Absolution.

Pretty sure US Weekly meant to say "Kate Hudson getting support from gay friend Derek Hough during difficult break-up".