we are never ever ever

My voicemail straight-up states that I typically respond faster to email, and here's my email address. I still have to respond to voicemail, and leave messages for work purposes, but I vastly prefer email. A lot of my work stuff involves sending documents, needing to go look up specific information, or changing an…

Existing customers can get a credit for ones they already purchased also:

You could also screw the garden hose directly into it. Unlimited water. Unlimited pressure. Just limited by the hose.

The SS 50 will always have a special place in my heart, but the day I showed up to a water war with the SS 200 was the day I was a god.

"The bank president didn't have any comment on the breach"

Yes!

Sohn has been cited for animal cruelty and negled and is scheduled to appear in court on July 2, according to Denver Animal Control.

it's kinda funny when you realize they removed a ton and there was still a car left

after much review with a native new jersian, I am going to take 27 down to 35 to 615 to 527. I think this has it:

I'm glad this is a weekend I'm not in jersey

"Seven Hells, that Couch kid sure is a dick."

I cannot think of a genera of music where this hand gesture is less appropriate.

How fast could she get down $240 worth of puddin'?

I don't think a German car will have a SS badge. Although, it would make for good writing.

Too commercial...I do prefer the organic, artisanal free-range underground meth.

Heisenberg's House of Meth?

Right? What's their damage??