we are never ever ever

My voicemail straight-up states that I typically respond faster to email, and here's my email address. I still have to respond to voicemail, and leave messages for work purposes, but I vastly prefer email. A lot of my work stuff involves sending documents, needing to go look up specific information, or changing an…

Sohn has been cited for animal cruelty and negled and is scheduled to appear in court on July 2, according to Denver Animal Control.

it's kinda funny when you realize they removed a ton and there was still a car left

after much review with a native new jersian, I am going to take 27 down to 35 to 615 to 527. I think this has it:

I'm glad this is a weekend I'm not in jersey

"Seven Hells, that Couch kid sure is a dick."

I cannot think of a genera of music where this hand gesture is less appropriate.

How fast could she get down $240 worth of puddin'?

I don't think a German car will have a SS badge. Although, it would make for good writing.

Right? What's their damage??

I ran a candy store when Warheads became popular and they were our very best seller because the kids would see how many they could fit on their mouths without spitting them out. Whoever got the most "won".

Oh. ohhhhh. I really did cry. my golden died last month at 15 years old. my heart feels heavy. need wine.

Damn you Chevy, I have an old dog. Damn you.

So. Not. Cool.

Ohhhhh fuck you Chevy.

Q60 is the coupe version.

George Takai to be first customer...

You wanna come over Sunday? ;)