It takes two. You're welcome. It Takes Two (1988):

It's about my voicemail at work, I tell my customers that I am locked out of it and to send me an email. it's about 95 percent effective.

I'm 35 and have had my voicemail shut off on my cell for over six years now. It's gloriously liberating.

You mean white upper class assholes who think their snowflake is fucking special. Oh and hasidics.

Wait until you see what the hasidics inMonsey NY do. Popping out kids like gerbils and annihilating the neighborhood.

I need an animated gif of that so much!

when he got punched, I was all like "were those his teeth?!?!!!"

Also, check with your cell phone company. I know Verizon wireless has it available for 3 dollars a month and you can use it for a friend's car if you're with them too.

And I still play Super Mario Land.

tthe car has a point of view in front of the intercooler? I think a blow off valve would be far more beneficial....

Will it baby?

being a native new yorker, I'll take their word for it

Challenge accepted. https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Man…

The garden state Parkway. On memorial day weekend. You should leave now.

They're transporting the airport? No wonder it's gonna be painful. Pretty sure that if they were transforming the airport, it would be a lot less painful .

Dang. When Joffreyis saying someone is a dick, that's bad.

you haven't been to Paris in spring apparently.

and she's black.

I haven't touched my ps4 since November. Bitch, play 3D Blu Ray otherwise gtfo.

don't worry about where Barry and Levon got two hundred pounds of puddin..... AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA