Ted Cruz says they're not trying hard enough...

Well it sure ain't temple Beth Israel.

I get it that the stone will take care of the kids, but what are two birds gonna do with the snow? Flap it onto the neighbors driveway?

Everyone wants to know... Where are the pictures?

I can accept that... http://m.eater.com/archives/2012/…

On my way! Just make sure there's extra horseradish and nix the celery.

Oh, I forgot to mention.... This was at 9 pm.

I should tell you about the time I ran an establishment out of bloody Mary mix.

Yes, Mitsubishi sure knows how to appeal to consumers. How are they doing nowadays?

Yes, they've learned that people in the Chinese market will grossly over pay for something with a dragon or a horse or whatever animal of the year is embroidered into the headrest.

She's black! Therefore offensive. Florida shoots for the win.

ekatarina gil.

PENNY!

I dated a russian for a year or so. Even moved in together. Yep. She was batshit crazy.

The ultimate test. Can she deal with the dutch oven of love?

Ten and a half years. 100 sq ft bedroom, 150 sq ft living room, 50 sq ft bathroom, and 70 sq foot kitchen. I fear a bigger place because it means I have to fill more rooms. And I dread moving at this point.

Hows the drinking water treating you?

Yet my brand new g37x cost less to insure that a 10 year old s2k

I'm not disagreeing, but why else would they put seats in that would piss off Peter Dinklage even?

Four seats equals cheaper insurance.