Ted Cruz says they're not trying hard enough...

Well it sure ain't temple Beth Israel.

I get it that the stone will take care of the kids, but what are two birds gonna do with the snow? Flap it onto the neighbors driveway?

Everyone wants to know... Where are the pictures?

It's make like a tree and leave, Biff. Make like a tree and leave....

I can accept that... http://m.eater.com/archives/2012/…

On my way! Just make sure there's extra horseradish and nix the celery.

Oh, I forgot to mention.... This was at 9 pm.

I should tell you about the time I ran an establishment out of bloody Mary mix.

Gonna go ahead and say that she was comfortable before. Because that's who she is on a daily basis. But Yay for the media to sensationalize "normal" beauty. Excellent job Casey.

Yes, Mitsubishi sure knows how to appeal to consumers. How are they doing nowadays?

Yes, they've learned that people in the Chinese market will grossly over pay for something with a dragon or a horse or whatever animal of the year is embroidered into the headrest.

And in other news, water is wet. Mind blown.

Well, at least new Orleans has plenty of water.

Everyone talks about how beautiful Paris is. I've been there. Not impressed. The city definitely has its own odor. Combine it with the fact they DO NOT clean up after their dogs.

She's black! Therefore offensive. Florida shoots for the win.

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.

ekatarina gil.

PENNY!

I dated a russian for a year or so. Even moved in together. Yep. She was batshit crazy.