Except the fact that it has been happening more often because of fracking. Also, earthquakes. Try again.
Fuck that pussy ass bitch. I'll shoot him in the fucking face. Then I'll shit on his dead body. Fuck George Zimmerman.
Nah, making you react like the piece of shit you are is fully gratifying. Didnt mean to interrupt you raping your cousin while leaving loaded handguns around your inbred children. But do me a favor... Go start your truck without a catalytic converter in the garage and leave it running for an hour or eight. And get…
Ill get back to you shortly. I have to go participate in the coat hanger rally. You know. Drill out some fetus brain for five hundred meters then piss on a cross and wipe the blood up with pages from the bible I found in the fiction section. Then imma beat my sister wife.
Eta. Cool story brah.
Wow. You're the dick who thinks you get to tell a woman what to do with her body? Good to know you'll have a few daughters who will be on mtv squeezing out a couple of human turds in fifteen years. But good to know you have an eight by ten bed on your pickup truck with an eight inch lift kit to make up for your…
Well if you ride mailbox cancers mother, it's free. Since everyone goes on that ride.
More importantly... PROFIT! and screwing over the local rubes. Like cancer in a mailbox
Hey at least we can agree to your best qualities since you can't speak with your mouth wrapped around a tailpipe and mitt romney up your ass.
Yeah, because tap water just ignites on contact. I'm not a tree hugger but jesus you're ignorant. Go roll coal.
Yay. Fracking. Feel good about driving that truck when you can light your tap water on fire.
And somewhere a republican is planning to sponsor a bill that will make it illegal to have "Shadow funds" for school lunch. But its okay to have the same thing for an election fund.
The family that shoots up together stays together.
Oh gosh darn it you got me. Ill have to repent now. I am so sorry. I will be sure to adjust my views on the world based on your opinion that means exactly zero fucks to me. Isnt it time for you to go upstairs and get some hot pockets and chicken fingers now?
Well I could take a shit. But then I would feel more gratification.
He's on the case!
Probably the same people flipping out about the coca cola commerical from the superbowl where they sang america the beautiful in different languages claiming that it is the national anthem.