onefineday
onefineday
onefineday

I dated a russian for a year or so. Even moved in together. Yep. She was batshit crazy.

The ultimate test. Can she deal with the dutch oven of love?

Ten and a half years. 100 sq ft bedroom, 150 sq ft living room, 50 sq ft bathroom, and 70 sq foot kitchen. I fear a bigger place because it means I have to fill more rooms. And I dread moving at this point.

Hows the drinking water treating you?

Yet my brand new g37x cost less to insure that a 10 year old s2k

I'm not disagreeing, but why else would they put seats in that would piss off Peter Dinklage even?

Four seats equals cheaper insurance.

Except the fact that it has been happening more often because of fracking. Also, earthquakes. Try again.

Fuck that pussy ass bitch. I'll shoot him in the fucking face. Then I'll shit on his dead body. Fuck George Zimmerman.

Nah, making you react like the piece of shit you are is fully gratifying. Didnt mean to interrupt you raping your cousin while leaving loaded handguns around your inbred children. But do me a favor... Go start your truck without a catalytic converter in the garage and leave it running for an hour or eight. And get

Ill get back to you shortly. I have to go participate in the coat hanger rally. You know. Drill out some fetus brain for five hundred meters then piss on a cross and wipe the blood up with pages from the bible I found in the fiction section. Then imma beat my sister wife.

Eta. Cool story brah.

Wow. You're the dick who thinks you get to tell a woman what to do with her body? Good to know you'll have a few daughters who will be on mtv squeezing out a couple of human turds in fifteen years. But good to know you have an eight by ten bed on your pickup truck with an eight inch lift kit to make up for your

Well if you ride mailbox cancers mother, it's free. Since everyone goes on that ride.

More importantly... PROFIT! and screwing over the local rubes. Like cancer in a mailbox

Hey at least we can agree to your best qualities since you can't speak with your mouth wrapped around a tailpipe and mitt romney up your ass.

Yeah, because tap water just ignites on contact. I'm not a tree hugger but jesus you're ignorant. Go roll coal.