Yay. Fracking. Feel good about driving that truck when you can light your tap water on fire.

And somewhere a republican is planning to sponsor a bill that will make it illegal to have "Shadow funds" for school lunch. But its okay to have the same thing for an election fund.

The family that shoots up together stays together.

Oh gosh darn it you got me. Ill have to repent now. I am so sorry. I will be sure to adjust my views on the world based on your opinion that means exactly zero fucks to me. Isnt it time for you to go upstairs and get some hot pockets and chicken fingers now?

Well I could take a shit. But then I would feel more gratification.

He's on the case!

Probably the same people flipping out about the coca cola commerical from the superbowl where they sang america the beautiful in different languages claiming that it is the national anthem.

Because he's chu-ing up the competition?

George Zimmerman will be on jeopardy next week to defend the real Americans.

I'll give you a hint... and I'll whisper it to you.... (hesnotwhite)

Its a competition not a lets hold hands and skip down the road so we all get a trophy. Kudos to him for legitimately playing the game.

The haters are hating because hes not white.

I'm right on top of that Rose.

It's not a joke Kitt. You're fat. You need to stop getting hammered and eating burgers.

Must be from those fires and droughts.

Everyone talks about the terrorist threat and Im not defending the current acts. But hardly anyone brings up the ethnic cleansing that occured in the 1870s. Id be pretty pissed if a government tried to wipe out a race of people and then 150 years later used their land to support a corrupt celebration supported by a…

What do you have against bronco fans?

I trust Al Roker more. And he sharted. http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/07/al-…

They can just take note of your plates which is public domain and follow you home. The only reasonable expectation of privacy is in your home. If youre out and about, its open season.

Because it would be like removing the tags on a mattress. Firey death.