Oh... HI!!!!

I never said they had long term potential.

Ehhh.. Not so much the normal. The crazy ones at least are good for some amazing sex.

Yeah... sticky spice.... uh. okay. we get it. winkwinknudgenudge.

Id love to say im using it wrong, but Ive gotten like 2 matches in 3 months. WTH is wrong with trying to find someone to hang with, and see what develops?

Peggy is no shady.

This is Peggy...

I have roadside assistance, my neighbor has a copy of my key, and if i cant get into work, well Im okay with that actually.

did not read. eating dinner.

Zero physical keys. Its been a lifelong dream. Have a smartkey for my car, a keypad for my deadbolt and a badge for work. Its an amazing feeling.

Excellent!

Bill Watterson is crying because of this unholy abomination. Great job dick.

Also, never go against a sicilian when death is on the line.

Fucking excellent.

Holy crap, that exhaust note makes me feel funny in the pants area.

Ergo, a reverse orlove?

You suck.... JACKASS!

And the scarecrow wasn't full of shit.

As Mike Brewer would say.... Ta-La.... See you on next weeks wheeler dealers.