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Not seeing it. The scarecrow has a better hairpiece.

Be kind. Rewind.

I remember carbon monoxide poisioning by unplugging her garage door opener and starting her car.

By pro life seed, she means a baby?

You'd have to be ass kin the right questions.

Well good for you! Serious. 7 years of warranty is fairly badass. I mean nothing wrong with having to do brakes and tires every two years or so.

Ive got a 3.5 pound chihuahua and freaked out when he ate 4 m & m's.

I feel bad for people who dont smoke weed. When they wake up, thats as good as they are going to feel all day.

Or just toss em in some more red wine... circle of life....

Two years? I had a bottle for 7 years before i ran out. Granted it was a costco "back up the truck and start the pump" and now i generally buy a much more manageable size that lasts maybe 6 months or so but still...

7 year loan? Does the warranty and maintenance cover that time frame? I dunno, if i cant pay it off in 4 years, its not worth it.

Shit. His voice sounds rapey. Like Casper and chloe svengy at the end of kids.

agree to disagree. A wedding is about starting a new family.

is that fuckton a metric or standard measurement?

Or iron man 3. Amirite???

Yadda Yadda Yadda, firey death.