Well played. Well played indeed.

Or is the vibrator a toothbrush you stick in your lady bits? Also.... Call it issa? I can't help but think of Darryl issa... Because he fucks anything he doesn't agree with.

Ohhhhhhhhhh now I get it. George Bush has a spider man costume. #modernwarcrimes.

Spiderman is a villain? Don't get your point.

Yeah, me too. Put it on his tab.

Why do you have to put a label on it? It was born the way it is.

I'd love to see the drone that will deliver that package!

Well, heres the speaker system to match that....

Because cry me a river justin timberlake. So much angry. Many whiny idiots.

Because youre bitter. Get over it. Its a public forum. Ill be sure to let you know when i find the asshole thread to include you too.

My parents are deaf so they never heard anything and most of the time, if there was anything to keep me occupied, they were cool with it.

Looks like he's furiously masturbating to Netflix.

My takeaway from this article.... WHAT THE HELL CAN SOMEONE MASTURBATE TO ON NETFLIX?

Because 80's.

And if memory serves correctly, it projected a little reticle on the clear panel in front of the eye.

I clearly remember having that as a kid.

My takeaway from this article? Samsung watches were ugly then, and they're still ugly now.

Well what the hell are we looking at???!?!?!?

Ummmmmm... Arent all motor cycles motorized??? This is electrified...

As a card carrying member of the member carrying clan.... ITS NOT MY BODY! ITS NOT MY CHOICE!!! What is so freaking difficult to understand... And lastly...