I wish they were only going 88 miles per hour. Cuz then they only would have seen some serious shit.

Call me confused. What was the last relevant show she was on since I was a teenager?

I can't say I am broke. I live a comfortable life but am basically net zero. But holy crap if i don't get a feels boner from donating when I can.

Well played.

Here in Mother Russia, Movie bans you!

There there. Can I offer you a warm beverage?

She was in a fiat commercial????

Way to go bitch. Get a man fired because your little virus with legs, helmet wearing, over coddled kids DOLLS OUTFIT got tossed. Id love to see where you live so i can gently place a package at your doorstep. And by package, I mean take a shit.

Stephen King reference.... captured outside of its natural environment.

1025.00 for ten and a half years. Housesitting for them while they go on vacations and a nice bottle of something special at the holidays go a long way.

Well it is a utility....

Im just gonna leave this here....

Fox news alternative headline:

I'm Jewish yet can't spell chanukah or whatever and I make fun of it. Ergo I am racist? Cmon with that bs noise.

Well, we are waiting???? DID YOU EAT THE PIZZA??!?!?!

Unless its made with fresh girl scouts, I'm not buying.

Carry on.

Your international news viewpoint is molded by a car enthusiast website? I mean I like cars and stuff, but I do tend to get my news from other more news focused websites. And there's always someone complaining that any given article isn't newsworthy. This is a true watershed moment.

I'm lost here. How does fooooooball create the acronym for concussion suicide inducing ball?