Spiderman is a villain? Don't get your point.

Looks like he's furiously masturbating to Netflix.

My takeaway from this article.... WHAT THE HELL CAN SOMEONE MASTURBATE TO ON NETFLIX?

As a card carrying member of the member carrying clan.... ITS NOT MY BODY! ITS NOT MY CHOICE!!! What is so freaking difficult to understand... And lastly...

I wish they were only going 88 miles per hour. Cuz then they only would have seen some serious shit.

Call me confused. What was the last relevant show she was on since I was a teenager?

I can't say I am broke. I live a comfortable life but am basically net zero. But holy crap if i don't get a feels boner from donating when I can.

Well played.

Here in Mother Russia, Movie bans you!

There there. Can I offer you a warm beverage?

She was in a fiat commercial????

Way to go bitch. Get a man fired because your little virus with legs, helmet wearing, over coddled kids DOLLS OUTFIT got tossed. Id love to see where you live so i can gently place a package at your doorstep. And by package, I mean take a shit.

Stephen King reference.... captured outside of its natural environment.

1025.00 for ten and a half years. Housesitting for them while they go on vacations and a nice bottle of something special at the holidays go a long way.

Well it is a utility....

Im just gonna leave this here....

Fox news alternative headline:

I'm Jewish yet can't spell chanukah or whatever and I make fun of it. Ergo I am racist? Cmon with that bs noise.

Well, we are waiting???? DID YOU EAT THE PIZZA??!?!?!