Unless its made with fresh girl scouts, I'm not buying.

Carry on.

Your international news viewpoint is molded by a car enthusiast website? I mean I like cars and stuff, but I do tend to get my news from other more news focused websites. And there's always someone complaining that any given article isn't newsworthy. This is a true watershed moment.

I'm lost here. How does fooooooball create the acronym for concussion suicide inducing ball?

Cmon.... Public urination and vomiting is so last dynasty. The Greeks and Romans totally had that shit on lock down since before Jesus.

It's happy!!!!

WACKY INFLATABLE TUBE ARM!!!!! this seemed appropriate...

Ive just been hit by a wave of diarrhea. And it feels less annoying than her.

Yeah, that half million is such a make or break moment when it comes to purchasing a car of that caliber. Its like five hundred dollars will influence me buying a civic or corolla.

Speaking of dragoning....

Fair enough. Government is untouchable for me unfortunately.

Hundreds? Huh. Need any help with that? I work in sales, if your rep isn't quick enough on following up, find me. I get shit done.

We've shown you how to pick from a wide selection of mobile hotspots, but the Wirecutter says the Jetpack is worth a serious look. Not only does it have insane battery life—nearly twice that of other hotspots—but it shows you how much data you've used, and has lots of flexible data options (starting at $30 for 4GB).

I'm sorry. Let me be more clear. I want my own amazon drone. I already have a parrot AR drone. I want something I can speak to, it goes and gets it. From Amazon.

I'm wondering what it'll take to buy my own personal amazon drone.

Meanwhile, there are actual oxygen breathing people out there who are complaining about noone mourning the driver dying.

Dont mourn the death. Celebrate the life.

2 fast 2 soon

When I pass on, I want there to be a party. Dont dwell on the sad times. Celebrate my life. laugh, have a drink, remember the fun. Ill always be around to take care of my friends and family.