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I dunno. I hear Colorado is holding their fucking shit down pretty fucking good.

Fair enough. Government is untouchable for me unfortunately.

Hundreds? Huh. Need any help with that? I work in sales, if your rep isn't quick enough on following up, find me. I get shit done.

We've shown you how to pick from a wide selection of mobile hotspots, but the Wirecutter says the Jetpack is worth a serious look. Not only does it have insane battery life—nearly twice that of other hotspots—but it shows you how much data you've used, and has lots of flexible data options (starting at $30 for 4GB).

I'm sorry. Let me be more clear. I want my own amazon drone. I already have a parrot AR drone. I want something I can speak to, it goes and gets it. From Amazon.

Canadia is the nice apartment above the red, white and blue meth lab that I call my home.

I'm wondering what it'll take to buy my own personal amazon drone.

Thanks! I'm here all night folks....

If they can get crack to canadia.... well then.....

Meanwhile, there are actual oxygen breathing people out there who are complaining about noone mourning the driver dying.

Dont mourn the death. Celebrate the life.

2 fast 2 soon

When I pass on, I want there to be a party. Dont dwell on the sad times. Celebrate my life. laugh, have a drink, remember the fun. Ill always be around to take care of my friends and family.

Shut up Han or else I'll send a transporter for you.

I guess he didn't like the tuna.....

Preach. Sister in laws sister, 10/30. Brother, 11/7. Niece, 11/15. Sister in law, 11/16. Nephew, 11/29. Mom, 12/1. Fuck this time of year.

Paging Mr. Ted Nugent... we need you for the draft... Paging Mr. Ted Nugent....

Well played good sir. Well played indeed.

Maybe stuff some food in your mouth and mind your business. It's the Internet not the youternet. But the next time I do use this, it'll be with the express purpose of annoying you