aka... pull the auroa snow....

Paper towel. Living single for ten years.

My ps4 dont got no bLod.... all the xbox one people... enjoy your system!

Thanks Obama!

i misplaced my khakis... seen them anywhere?

aka.... lets name our game system after what it sounds like when a boston girl has an orgasm.

ohhhh jah. Funny how that one didnt do so well.

Thanks Obama!

YOURE GOING DOWN FOR THIS!

Thine brethern shall live for more than a few laps! REJOICE!

More importantly.... Will it blend babies? # thanks Obama!

Im a mid 30's white relationshipless childless male. I dont see any point in changing it because I know it all ends sometime. Call it grim. I call it being realistic. I buy what I want. I give to charities. I consider myself among the fortunate. That I can make others lives better. That I can make myself happy.…

No detachable shower head?

Ive got a 4 pound chihuahua that goes through the freaking gate. Tell me about it

Well, it beats a blue waffle. Google it. Hope you didnt eat. O yah, nsfw.

But but but.... Pillow!

Praying for a gun accident to happen to a responsible gun owner.

Will it baby?