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Congratulations Stef Schrade for COTD!!!! Here is your gift along with a frosty natty ice, You have won the internetz!

Shit. Smoking pot just jumped the shark. Well there goes twenty years of my life.

Actually, I'm 1/128 indian. It's my birth name. He who sleeps on couches.

THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO BE THE FIRST PERSON IN THE NATION TO OWN A BRAND NEW UNRELEASED MICROSOFT XBOX ONE, US Version, 500 GB CONSOLE, BRAND NEW IN ORIGINAL BOX, OVER 2.5 WEEKS BEFORE ITS NATIONWIDE RELEASE!!!

Ill just leave this here.

Nyc and wtc 1 for the win. Suck it.

Skandi flick?

PLEASE tell me you are right. I just unboxed mine less than two hours ago and am waiting for a friend to come over to help take down my old 42" and get it the f out of here so I can mount the new one. THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!

duh.

Robophobe American? I loves me some robitussin!

So this time, Rose is getting right on top of that? I actually developed an emoji for it.

Because like my last girlfriend who is Russian, she's batshit crazy.

Grass in the ass and it doesn't bother that police department if it smells like gas.

So that's where aurora snow left it.....

So you're gonna be rummaging through their pockets for change shortly?

But she's not murican!! She doesn't deserve it. Go back to where she came from! Not trolling. Just imagining how America's finest racists will be reacting shortly.

GO FIEVEL!!!