GO FIEVEL!

Some people choose to be happy and single. And for women like you, we are greatful and appreciative for the work you do.

Or at least there should be a James Bond/porno spoof. Goldenballs.

far better.

Holy crap. Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren had a baby. And she is amazing!!!!

Only if they're neatly organized in rows. And usually wrapped in bows.

Ahhhh... Google Glass... The modern equivalent of the bluetooth headset for the jet setting douchebag in all of our lives. Hold on, I'm really important and have to watch this mini porn while I feign interest in whatever it is you're blathering about.

Only after the settlement where we signed away land rights.

Adhd, tl;dw. HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

Unless I did keg stands with lead paint in front of an open microwave lined with asbestos when I was a toddler, I'm not following this.

Sonofabitch. You beat me to it!

Damn you zero cool and a way hot and young angelina Jolie.

With these simple tips, you can make eighty dollars an hour working from home! Just send me five hundred dollars and I'll show you the secret. Smh. FACEPALM and Wtf.

I see what you did there with the double entendre.

My mom refuses to be on Facebook because she thinks someone will steal her identity. I want to explain that won't happen but then again, she don't need to know what immabout to do.

And yet here I am, a financially stable single white male for ten years who lives alone. Go figure.

Honey.... Is my phone under the blanket again???? 3....2....1....YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!

I've had 60 pound air conditioners overnighted for 3.99. Beats gas money.

Additionally, If a driver or motorcycle rider dosent have vehicle insurance and gets into an accident then who pays for the medical bills? Let say someone was out driving drunk and uninsured and causes a horrific accident. Why would another persons insurance company have any obligation to pay the uninsured since they…

And people can choose not to live. I'm not following your thought process.