Ahem. Thats Krokidil. Junkie grammar nazi.

My god. In my youth, Id drive a manual while smoking a cigarette in my left and texting in my right. My knee became a poor mans adaptive cruise control. To this day I can still negotiate any freeway entrance ramp solely utilizing my right knee to merge while hitting the gas.

Email confirmation from gamestop. Delayed but they gave me other options. They'll still ship just the system and keep me in line for DriveClub. That sucks but I guess itll be that much more sick when I finally get it in my grubby mitts.

Remember when a person didn't get fined for not having car insurance? I sure don't.

The rotors are what's screwing up the perspective.

Gonna have to agree to disagree on this one. The cat opened a door with A KNOB!

Traction Park! Where you'll have so much fun and brain damage that you'll forget to file a law suit.

Ahh ren faire.... The wal mart of theme parks....

So that's what makes him rage?

That's what's so laughable about the goldpagne color. Everyone is tripping over themselves for it. Then they put a case on it. FACEPALM.

Duh. It's a wii that has matriculated.

And further more. This is Stan Lee!!!! He lives to make images exciting. #hejustfuckedwithyou!

Stan the mother effing man Lee just trolled you and threw shade!

It sounds like satan gargling with gravel. Love.

Noone is going to point out that almost every single car didn't follow the "move over" law?

Is it gonna have that rich corinthian leather?

Brought to you by reasonable americans who arent racist assholes.

Ill Co-sign that.

For the haters.

Ive been renting the same place for ten years now. And I'll be goddamned if there isn't something minor that goes wrong and I wont attempt to fix. I believe in having a good relationship with my landlord. It probably correlates with the fact my rent has never gone up.