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My senior year of high school, some of the students passed around a hat in the cafeteria and everyone threw in $2. With that money, we had enough to hire a mariachi band to follow the principal around for three hours. This photo is kind of crappy, but it’s the only one I could take that day.

I had no idea this was a problem. Whenever I’m in a typing field, backspace works as expected for typing. When not in the typing field, it takes me to the previous page, as I like it to. Over years of using chrome (or any other browser that behaves exactly the same way) I don’t think it’s ever accidentally taken me

That’s not fair. I will place a large sum on Trump not being delicious when filleted and baked with garlic and lemon butter.

I think “a thousand miles” could be the new Rickroll. Recently i tried to Rickrolled a bunch of millenials and no one got it, it was so so sad. But maybe we can VanRoll them.

I feel like forgetting to text someone because you just birthed a baby is kind of excusable.

that’s some good advice from Andrew WK, btw.

Why the fuck would you send a video of your wife giving birth to family and friends? Nobody wants to see that! Just send a pic of the baby and everyone will be just as happy.

My husband does this too, usually from another room. I find it hilarious. Funnier still when I send him pics of random dicks in return, but he doesn’t agree.

Your first point (interruptions) is solved by using do not disturb.

Rather than condemn millennials—and those, shall we say, contaminated by them—for shirking “responsibility” through discourse, let’s acknowledge our more pressing duty: to stop policing speech, and instead welcome the voices clamoring to be heard.

You’re doing a fine job, but could you throw in some profanity to make it feel more like “Foodspin?”

  • Mirena is still only approved for women who have had children, but again your doc can still insert it either way.

My issue isn’t with pet-friendly plants, but rather with plant-friendly pets. Both of my cats absolutely love eating or yanking plants off wherever they are sitting. They then enjoy throwing up said plants somewhere around the house. I have tried many suggested remedies, but so far none of them keep my damn cats from

Although their ancestors were solitary predators, domestic cats have become much more social. They still hunt solo, but they share a complex social structure and feral cats have been known to share prey, communally raise kits, and share territory in colonies.

I learned somewhere that the kneading thing they do with their fore paws when they are being petted, scratched or are otherwise content is leftover from when they were kittens. Kittens knead their mother’s teats for milk and continue that action into adulthood whenever they feel that same sort of warm, safe and happy

I, for one, welcome our fuzzy, purring overlords.

It’s because we’re still pissed about that fucking stamp tax.

Yes. That’s the joke, son. You done good, finding it like that. We’re all proud of you.

It’s always been two business days. If you get it sooner, like ordering on Friday and getting the item on Sunday, it was pure luck that the item was available at a warehouse close enough to you to get it over the weekend. I’ve been ordering stuff from Amazon with Prime for years and it’s always been a crapshoot