‘Witness the Surprisingly Grim Premise of the Emoji Movie’

As a proud non-parent, the idea of lollipops as a choking hazard has never really occurred to me. I do remember getting the ones with a looped handle when I was a kid sometimes—they were called Saf-T-Pops—but what I liked about them was that they tasted better than regular lollipops.

I don’t really get how they’re…

That’s how they work now Gramps - They click in and out until they get big enough for a regular car seat.

My daughter is 10 and doesn’t have hers pierced. Her mom asked me if I thought she should get them pierced and my answer was “no, because she’s never asked for it to be done.” I think it’s best to just let young girls decide for themselves. It’s not a huge deal if they decide when they get older that they wish they…

That’s still a debate among a lot of people. My oldest just got hers done as a birthday thing when she turned 6. My wife and I always said we wanted to wait until she asked for it herself, and continued to ask for a while, before we would consent to getting it done. This allowed us to have a conversation about them…

Back the truck up. Certain jobs don’t get overtime pay, just because?

“To my mother, Ayn Rand and God.”
That’s not any less ambiguous without the oxford comma. If anything, it implies that the speaker thinks that their mother is both Ayn Rand and God.

Whatever, grandma. Prohibition ended decades ago.

Have you tried unconventional colors? Thin lips and pale skin sounds like it was made for the vampy shades (black, burgundy, deep purple, navy blue, etc etc).

Is e.l.f. there? Their sugar lipstick tube scrubs are amazeballs.

Man, college workshops are the worst places on earth. I’ve read so many bad stories. Not mine, of course. My shit was breaking down paradigms.

People want to converse with their digital assistants.

Makes me laugh that people are touting Clinton as the great white hope when she’ll just perpetuate evil shit like this. IMO all drug use should be decriminalized. Addicts need help, not incarceration, and a dude who is just smoking some weed shouldn’t even be considered worth a cop’s time, let alone worth pushing…

The agency added that weed has the potential for “severe psychological or physical dependence.”

The question is not “is marijuana good for you?” The question is “Does marijuana cause a societal harm so insidious that we should be willing to incarcerate people for having it?”

Talk about a netflix and chill moment!

Am I the only woman who doesn’t care about cargo shorts like at all? Wear what you want- do you. I’m not a fan of men’s denim shorts, but I’m not about to tell anyone not to wear them. Cargo shors seem fine. Is this the California in me? Am I whipped by my talk and handsome cargo loving husband?

On the one hand: LOL at anyone who wears cargo shorts outside of, like, hiking or outdoorsy activities.

Maybe I’m just a bad-son American, but I would wanna kill myself in my in-laws, or even my own parents, moved into my house. I’d rather pay for the home, if the needed the care, or child care if we needed it.

Looks like some engineer at Google forgot to put “fix Google calendar” on his Google calendar.