Suicide Squad may objectively be a horrible movie, but I really enjoyed watching it. That may say something about me, but I don’t care.

I have a friend who has gotten in trouble several times for biking home drunk. Apparently still counts as a DUI.

I love humble bundle for buying games because it lets me buy games I’ve never heard of without investing too much money in to it. So if I don’t like one it’s not a big deal because I only spent like 5 dollars. And then sometimes I get lucky and get a bunch of Civ games for cheap.

Um cargo shorts are awesome. I used to have a friend in high school who would bring over his PS2 slim in his pockets.

Their may be more to the story than what you’ve told, but that seems like way too much government interference to me. If someone is truly unhappy in their job, they should be allowed to do something else.

You should never need a conceal carry permit to purchase a gun. It’s a permit to carry a concealed weapon, not a permit to own a weapon.

I have always loved dying my hair red. But when my roots grow out it’s really obvious because of how ashy my natural hair color is.

My decision not to have children is entirely based on the fact that, while I loooove babies (stupid hormones), after more than 10-30 minutes around children (depending on my mood and the kid’s mood), I can’t take any more. Just. Stop. TALKING. O.o

I recently said the word crap and my 9-year-old stepson said, “I heard that!” “Heard what?” “You said the C-word!”

I was going to put my two cents in and agree that guys in their early thirties are (all other things equal, of course) more attractive than guys in their early/mid-twenties.

True story: the reason I’m afraid of bees is those freaky little legs and the fact that you can’t just brush them off of you if they land on you.

For a long time, I thought that fireflies were like unicorns: awesome, but not necessarily real.

Although none of my tattoos by themselves are particularly unique (how many white girls have kanji tattoos), I doubt there are very many people, if any, with all 6 of the exact same tattoos in the exact same spots as me.

If the dress is long enough, who needs panties?

I grew up in the Pacific Northwest and I have heard it called nearly all of these.

So you’re saying I shouldn’t try to pet the giant kitty? Aw, man! :-(

This infographic from The Art Manliness explains what you should do if you come across a mountain lion, cougar, Florida panther, or puma while you’re out hiking.

My biggest problem is that having friends requires giving a shit about people. And holy hell, that is exhausting.

I sent my doctor a message asking if Marijuana would interact badly with any of my medications and he replied:

I think it very much depends on the people involved. My husband and I have very different views on religion. He is a deeply religious person while religion makes me deeply uncomfortable. However, his religion is mostly internal. He doesn’t go to church, and doesn’t talk about it much, really, so it’s not a big deal…