I just got two of my wisdom teeth out on Tuesday, and except for the not being in pain part, it sucks. I can’t take my prescription for sleep at the same time so I sleep like crap and have tons of nightmares, too. I finally just skipped it last night so I could actually sleep more than an hour at a time.

I work at an Embassy Suites, which is a Hilton brand.

AND ALSO ADORABLE

I got married about an hour north of Seattle. I didn’t write everything down, but I think it cost about $3k. It was a pretty intimate wedding, with only immediate family and friends who are family to us.

This is my favorite root beer.

Not a sex dream, but I had a dream that I sat down and had a great conversation with Russell Wilson. Was super disappointed in my subconscious when I woke up.

I had a dream that I went to take a shower and there was a really sexy naked man in my bathroom. Naturally, sexy times happened. My husband came home and my elexcuse was “He was naked! What was I supposed to do?”

I was very confused for a moment before starting to read the article.

Um. No. If your pills suddenly look different and you do not know why, you look in to that shit. People make mistakes. Never assume that other people are infallible just because they have college educations.

Although I regret hurting the people I hurt, I do not regret the slut fest that occurred when I spent my first summer away from home at 20 years old. IT more or less directly led to the first healthy relationship in my life. We got married in July.

After having an hour long emotional break down about the bridal bouquet, (what kind of flowers? what color flower? real or fake? when exactly does this thing get thrown? what am I supposed to do with it? WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!) I decided that anything that wasn’t super important to me that I had to figure out…

In my stoner days, I used to take those dollar twenty five microwave pizzas and roll them up and eat them like a burrito. Those were the days lol

This purse is the best purse I have ever bought. It’s “vegan leather” (which I’m assuming is code for fake leather) and there’s also a “dragonscale” orange one for a little more and a brown canvas one for a little less.

I only use granny smiths when making applesauce. I add a bit of lemon juice too. I also don’t believe in peeling them. I like a bit of texture.

So I bought a bunch of makeup recently from the ELF website and I got a free bag of random stuff which included a tube of lipstick. I tried it out. (even though I never wear lipstick) on the way to work, I bought some coffee and the lipstick came right off! How do I prevent this from happening? I can't not drink…

Me and my husband do a lot of playful bickering, especially on things like how to pronounce “envelope.”

We are going to have to do this someday. Both my husband and I prefer larger dog breeds. Our husky, german shepherd, pit bull, and 3-5 cats need somewhere to sleep too.

I used to take melatonin to sleep and I would have super vivid dreams.

Mike you have the perfect bedtime story voice.

This is the exact reason I am on the pill. My husband is also snipped. I still get minor mood swings, but I think that has more to do with my personality than my hormones necessarily. I think some woman are just more prone to them than others.