So, what happens to all that uterine lining? Does it just stop building up after a certain point? Andy why does my next period seem heavier after I skip one? Is it just because I expect it to, not because it actually is?

Sex will be there after the Seahawks win. I’d rather just watch the game.

So yelling across the apartment, “Husband, come sex me!” is a no go?

This is basically how I dance.

I put in my annual salary and it put me and something like $100 an hour. I make minimum wage... ($9.47/hr)

There is for reals a can opener in my purse.

So if I go to the movies with my legally concealed pistol in my purse and they search my bag, do they kick me out?

My biggest 2 problems in giving blow jobs are that it makes my jaw hurt and I have a low attention span.

Holy crap I just remembered that we have still yet to send out thank you notes for the couple people that bought us presents for our wedding that was a month ago.

I am 26 years old and honestly have no idea what a skirt vent is. I’ll be finishing my accounting degree next year, so maybe I should go to the Google...

May I ask how you accomplish this? I would love to do something like this, but I have no idea how to be able to control everything from both rooms, especially with minimal (preferably none) cables running between rooms.

It seems to me that Dr Nerdlove is saying the exact opposite: You may be alone now, but you can find love in any stage of life. I would pull a quote out, but I’m too lazy to scroll up that far.

I’m pretty sure my Deluxe Handbag of Holding wins. Because my the purse that matches my wallet is too small. Although I might buy it anyway at some point.

I can definitely swim (I had a pool at home from 6-14), but I sort of suck at it. I jumped in to the deep end (6 feet) of a pool noped it to the shallow end. I think I just don’t float as well as I did when I was a kid.

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I have issues with crunchy things in my ice cream. I want a cookie dough ice cream without the chocolate chips.

Mostly due to the fertility of my wedding party and their significant others, nearly a third of my wedding guests are children, mostly under the age of ten.

My fiance’s vasectomy was one of the best decisions we have made as a couple. Luckily, he already has one (child, that is) so it was pretty easy to get.

“That one! NO, THAT ONE!”

Only slightly related, but does anybody else have issues with Logitech’s gaming software? My gamepad and keyboard programs work fine, but I don’t really use them much. But the software for my G602 has issues. The profile detection is wonky. I often have to restart it (which involves killing the process manually via…