This is good timing. I just applied for my first accounting job (I’m about a year away from getting my degree) in my hometown. I really hope I get this job. I’m so tired of working for minimum wage.

This is why tattoo artists use new needles for every tattoo.

If you go to a reputable tattoo shop, there is no more risk in getting a tattoo than eating at a restaraunt.

I wanna hear stories about people who were super shocked when they were proposed to. I can’t be the only one! Mine isn’t technically under this category, because the man did the proposing, but whatever. He made this romantic speech and he was down on one knee with the ring and everything and I just stood there like an…

Usually when I tell people this they don’t get it. I’m so glad that I’m not alone in this feeling.

I was also adopted and I know for a fact that I could never adopt, even if I actually wanted to be a mother. I’m simply not emotionally stable enough. I was adopted super young and I still had a TON of emotional issues growing up. I know couldn’t handle it.

There’s nothing inherently wrong with being selfish, either.

That last one would be really convenient. My tabs, AAA, and Prime membership are all up at around the same time, which is rough, money wise. This year my license expired then, too.

I can’t do hard alcohol in general. I just don’t really know when to stop and I almost always end up hyperventilating/crying in the corner.

Garden stores.

Beware: it is entirely possible to have a ladybug infestation in your home.

In five weeks from today I will get married to the most perfect man (for me).

Can you recommend a good site besides Zillow?

How early is too early to start looking? We just resigned our lease for this year, but we want to move into a house by the end of this month next year, when our lease is up again.

My barbie would have lots of accidents that would result in a broken leg that could only be healed by having sex with Ken.

I gave up on liquid eyeliner after the first time I tried it and there were black spots all over my eyeballs and eyeliner all over my face.

1) Sex is fun, but that doesn’t mean you should always go through with the impulse. Just because men want to have sex with you doesn’t mean you should.

I just mean, really, I feel as though you genuinely care more about what the day will be like than I do. I love the idea of marrying you, I love the idea of spending the rest of my life with you, but I feel like I am not as focused on the day itself, or what I picture the day itself to be like.

I am one of those lucky women who, thanks to the marvels of modern birth control pills (and probably a little genetics, too), has VERY regular periods that last 2-3 days. Occasionally I will have some super minor spotting on the fourth day.

Are public schools so awful that people are forced to send their children to a Catholic school to get a decent education?