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I just learned that my 13 year old cousin is in a pretty bad place. Her mom is a drug addict, and her and her brother have been in and out of their grandmas’s house several times. Her mom recently started using again, and their back at their grandma’s house. Unfortunately she’s 63 and has MS, so she can’t take their 2

I wonder if this is related to the effect caffeine has on kids with ADD.

I start tearing up just thinking about my wedding sometimes. (6 weeks 4 days)

It’s waiter talk for being super behind. I wanna say there was a lifehacker or gizmodo or some other gawker site article on this. That’ where I learned it.

I’m glad my (future) mother in law isn’t like that. I would tell her to fuck off in two seconds flat.

I am terrified of the ticking clock thing. I have decided that I don’t want children. I’m pretty nuts about babies, though, and my hormones go nuts around them. I have dreams where I find out I’m pregnant or I’m holding an infant and I’m just bawling because I want to keep it but I can’t.

The class actually covers this.

They still have those, but they’re no longer Harry Potter branded.

While I certainly don’t chase cats (that’s the worst way to get a cat to come to you) I most certainly attempt to (obtain permission to) pet every cat I encounter.

That’s pretty much how I feel about children.

Neither me nor my fiancee are super conversational people anyway, so instead of staring awkwardly at each other we do things like watch Youtube videos and play on our phones. It’s no different than watching TV together. We don’t completely ignore each other either. There’s always a “hey check out the latest thing

Sounds like you either need to take a class in how to use your cellphone (it’s not as complicated as you think) or get a “dumb” phone.

I don’t want the atmosphere a DJ creates. If people want to dance, they can. If they don’t, it’s no big deal. I don’t see why a wedding reception needs to be a dance party.

My dad has a sound system and we have an old ipod. I’m sure has hell not paying for a DJ OR a band.

I got this dress. Between the corset top and the built in bra, there is no way this thing is coming down. (Small chested women unite!)

Yay I finally made it! (Mine is the the first link of the last paragraph. And also the second lol)

And it’s not egocentric to assume that you’re better than somebody just because you’re older? I used to HATE it when my mom pulled the “I’m blah-de-blah years old and therefore I know better than you.” While it may sometimes be true, it’s kind of rude to point it out.

I would just like to point out that your cake topper costs as much as my ceremony dress.