Your condescension is so adorable!

I think being asked to change (or join) a religion for a relationship should be an automatic dealbreaker.

Why is Lifehacker still using some weird commenting system instead of Disqus (Which Lifehacker UK is using)? I like being notified by email when new comments are made, and I don’t believe this is possible here.

I’m going to take a different tact here. As an introvert, I am kind of tired of it being suggested that I need to make friends.

I’m not a hermit by any means, but if you look at my social circles, my innermost circle is my family, the 2nd circle/ring would be close friends, and 3rd would be acquaintances and work…

I spent a lot of my childhood trying to pick up the classroom chalk with my mind.

I’m pretty sure that entire list could be summed up by repeating the sentence “combine two different fonts in a GOOD way, not a bad way” 8 times.

I realize he’s a jackass but I still feel bad for this dude, and for everyone struggling with substance abuse issues.

You have to admit it would be pretty awesome if they changed their mascot to be an actual Indian guy. Like, just pick an average dude from Mumbai and make him the mascot.

I’d say they don’t want to incur the wrath of Gooddell and the rest of the league by touching on a divisive issue and admitting that maybe the NFL is in the wrong/powerless to stop Snyder.

Plausible deniability. He’s got it in spades. LOL

If people enjoy working out during and after pregnancy, good for them.

If you’re any age and don’t use emoji in your (casual) communication, then I don’t trust you.

Because an iOS/Android household is futile?

I feel the same way. Plus, it may be victorian, but there have been enough cases of people being buried alive that I would rather be ash. thanks.

YES. I keep getting notifications to download my Work or Home locations, but given that I commute daily and haven’t gotten lost yet, it seems a bit of a waste. But if they could integrate it with Google Now, Gmail and knowing where I’m traveling soon, that would be amazingly useful.

Better yet— ditch umbrellas altogether because they’re FUCKING STUPID.

It’s simple, really.

1/2 situations in which Men use the toilet require the seat to be down (unless you shit standing up, which...is just impressive)

2/2 situations in which Women use the toilet require the seat to be down.

Therefore 3/4 times the toilet seat needs to be down.


edit: holy fuck people I’m not saying Men…

If I see a spider large enough that it requires an Xbox One to kill, I am nuking the house from sapce.

@Tito: Considering the link in his Lifehacker profile, I'd say that's a safe bet.