(Disclaimer: not a parent, but I have witnessed lots of parenting...?)

Maybe not everyone wants a hole in their yard?

Even if Sony didn't provide them for free it's just a mini USB cord...not like they're super expensive.

This is good to know. When I eat cereal I give my cat the tiniest bit of milk (less than a tablespoon all told). She will seriously sit and stare at me until it's all gone.

I love the word superfluous. The first time I heard it was in Pirates of the Caribbean. So now I always here that word in my head with Johnny Depp's British accent. :-D

Give in to the psychological battle in order to win "the contest for custody of your body." Make eye contact and be polite—no matter how insulting the cops are. But don't smile.

there's actually a "My Cat From Hell" Episode with a Bengal in it. I forget what episode it is, but I believe it's in season 2. It's on Netflix

I'm all about the eggnog latte.

I've tried to do this.

Except my car doesn't honk when I do this.

Exactly lol. And if I ever have a cat that for some reason really needs to go outside, I will be that crazy cat lady who puts a harness and leash on her cat and takes them for a walk.

I had a basset hound in high school who refused to go through a beaded curtain that my brother was using as a door. She would just sit and whine at it until somebody moved it aside for her...

What about items that are made to look similar to a well known brand name, but are not necessarily knockoffs? I have a really cute purse that has a design similar to to LV, but it's obviously not. (I bought it pretty much brand new for $12 at a consignment store <3)

ThinkGeek sells them also.

As a college student, I will fully admit that my writing skills are probably about this level also. (Except, ya know, I actually proof read my work and also have other people read it.)

I would love to do shit like this, except that I live in a rather small apartment and my stove fan thingy-jigger is way too close to my stove to be lighting things on fire without doing some serious damage :-(

My stepson turns 7 tomorrow and he still has little to no concept of time, let alone how translate that into reading a digital clock...

We switched from T-Mobile to Verizon last year. Not only do We have better service and a better plan (750 minutes, unlimited texting and "unlimited" data vs unlimited minutes and texting and 4GB shared data) but we also pay about $10 a month less...

Damn, I was going to post this.

If I could give you a hundred stars for this, I would. Most children are better off without the kind of father (or mother) who would rather abandon them then actually be a parent.