Somerset by Alice Temperley scarf, $78.63

People do this because infants don't really like anything but an infant. Up to a certain age, boy and girl infants look the same, at least in my experience.

Don't trick-or-treat if you're an adult because that shit is for kids.

We use one of those for our computers because that way we actually get the speeds we pay for.

I'm getting a cold, Jezzies.

If you can afford a lawyer, I would start there. Especially if you know what state you were adopted in. A lawyer can probably track down your adoption papers and you can proceed from there.

I'm a big fan of most of the Gawker sites. Especially if you take them in as a whole (I check them one after the other) I read Kotaku, Gawker, Gizmodo, I09, Lifehacker, and Jezebel.

I split a AAA plus plan with my boyfriend. About $60 a year for each of us, which isn't that bad.

If I could afford it, I would eat all the fruit all day every day.

I would like to see a similar thing for top 5 names. My name (Emily) was probably in the top five when I was born (1989) but wasn't the #1 name until I was 7. Yet I went to school with something like 6 other Emilys

I may be a horrible person, but if this man even looked like he was about to approach my (admittedly nonexistent) children, I would have something to say about it.

While I have a vague idea of what a pilot light is, I have no idea where the hell it is or what exactly you're supposed to do with it...

Do people actually take their cars to the dealership? I guess it makes sense if your car is still under the dealership warranty, but otherwise why not just take it to a reliable shop?

Oh. My mistake. :-)

You might try going to your local outdoorsy type store. Something like REI. They have a variety of backpacks and knowledgeable people also.

Or you can wait less than a week for Windows 8.1

I wear a padded bra because it's really hard to find cute non-padded bras in my size.

I had a wagon for a while and I LOVED it. I miss my wagon :-(

Want ALL THE PUPPIES!

At risk of sounding kind of douchey, it sounds like you need to sit down with my friends and tell them they need to be more supportive or GTFO. If they are really your friends they will figure out how to hang out with you without alcohol involved.