If they talk shit with you then they talk shit about you.

As someone who couldn’t grow a beard while even on a steroid bender, I just gotta say ...

Not only is it good practice to assume that every email you write or text you send on company hardware will be read by your boss, but assume that everything you say at work will be repeated to everyone else.

Related: Assume that anyone who dishes to you about someone else, is also dishing to someone else about you. Gossips are rarely selective.

Then, she added: “I’ve never seen people so happy to destroy a kid’s life.”

You work hard for your great life and your kids and your wife and your dogs! It drives me nuts hearing about the type of person who thinks that all the good things in a life are just owed to them without any effort on their part.

I’ve figured it out. The NFL is the R. Kelly of sports leagues. Even though there’s ample evidence that the NFL is trash and only exists to exploit and hurt Black people, Black people will still rally behind it because of legacy.

I like that you posted this without any further comment, as if it explained everything (it does).

The debt part is to keep women from going to college. If being in debt is “not okay” for a woman then it means going to college is “not okay” either. 

Burt may have been the last great star to have a real sense of humor about the whole “sex symbol” thing - and that’s the sexiest thing of all. 

The brilliance of it is that Nancy cited a reclassification of the security status applicable to the event, a change that was ordered by DHS Sec. Nielsen last year, a change that requires personnel that have been furloughed. So, it wasn’t a letter that said “please don’t come address congress” or “we don’t want you to…

Anti-abortion leaders are changing their slogan from “pro-life” to “pro-science.” An incredible pivot.

You forgot the new additional dependent credit. $500 per dependent who wouldn’t be covered by the child tax credit. The new credit is particularly useful for families with older children in college who are still dependent on their parents.

Pfft. I believe this fake Washington Post really exists and is being distributed just like I believe this is a real picture:

WTF!? No love for Ernie Hudson as Winston Zeddmore? It’s he was a ghostbuster or anything...

You can only have your marriage analed if you haven’t consummated it. 

White Castle next time.

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A MEME?!

Now, now. I love me some Marzipan, especially fresh snow Marzipan (please keep posting snowy Marzipan pics!) BUT! As much as I frequently shake my head and mutter “Cats man, cats.” those very times are what I love about the little weirdos. I would like to submit into evidence these photos from yesterday when I cleaned…

She named the cats Tina and Louise yet neither cat is a Ginger? That's just wrong.