I have a 5 year-old daughter. Kids’ movies in the theatres are few and far between. Yes, there’s usually a Disney musical every year. But other than that, most kids’ movies are pretty terrible and I try to do quite a bit of research before I’ll let my kid see a movie. Poop joke? Automatic disqualification.

Ummm.... why is she 9 feet tall?

So when you say that the other consoles will be Nintendo, I’m guessing that means no to PCs.

You do know that Baby Thor is a supervillain, right? 

#NotAllMultiBillionDollarCorporations

Now now...

Three things:

All I have to offer is that Driver should track down the photographer of the above picture and keep her/him on retainer. I honestly can’t tell if that photo was taken last year or 50 years ago. But he looks damn good in it.

Kyoto: Tokyo for anagram lovers!

Today’s big winner was George W. Bush.

It’s Texas. Fucking Texas.

Feh. My modded install of Skyrim takes up 125GB. And that’s after deleting the download files after installing.

Here’s a fun thought experiment for Marco Rubio...

I too work in a recession-proof job.

For the record, Trump did not demand a moat with alligators.

Today was “Dunk On Donald” Day on Twitter.

Still amazing.

It’s one thing for a Midwestern state to lock up a poor brown woman for a stillborn baby à la Purvi Patel. I mean, she was a poor immigrant from some shithole country. Why NOT run wild on her and lock her up for two decades?

Taye Diggs didn't have a problem with it. So TSwift needs to back off. 

Maybe they're taking their cues from Elizabeth Holmes and deepening their voices so that white men will fall for their grifts.