Or toss the old device in a lockbox or safe, stored offsite (eg, at a family member or trusted friend’s house). Bonus points if the battery is removable.

You know who would really love a Sonic the Hedgehog movie for adults? 12 year olds.

The very first time the mass public became aware of game developer abuse was the “EA Spouse” letter. How did you get “EA is pretty nice to their employees” from that?

You’re a fucking idiot.  

Wait is Hillary cigarettes

Or he lied to get out of serving.

For the same reason men get promoted after they have quadruple bypass or whatever problem they have due to piss poor health.

Not that I believe for one second that your dumbass question is in any way genuine, but whatever: we have EXACTLY that mystifying situation happening at work right now. Guess what? EVERYTHING IS FINE.

I work with a guy from Belgium. Motherfucker better look out!

every morning I get up and eat a plate of delicious men’s brains

As an EY alum who was denied a promotion because I was pregnant, then laid off six months to the day after returning from maternity leave, this is the least surprising thing I have ever seen.

This smells like bullshit. Her insta says she’s a journalist for The Daily Beast. On Glassdoor, their average salary for a reporter is $75k (low of $59k, high of $89k). Let’s assume she makes the average. After taxes, 401k contribution of 10%, and paying for health insurance, her take home would be around $3700 a…

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

I would like to open a Kickstarter for money for you to write this epic series. I really want to read this book!

Also, she has a “vag” which is a big no no.

I think you meant to just say, “Elizabeth Warren was previously not Bernie, and is therefore insufficiently Bernie for the Bernie crowd”. The bar that’s set among some of them is pretty much impossible to reach.

If he wants that coveted position with the Steelers he better get a’rapin’!

Thankfully, the “smug dick shitting on an innocuous article while asking, without any sense of irony, if something really needs to he written” is fertile ground hitherto untouched. Otherwise you’d look like an asshole.

“Do we really need more of these?”

i bet you're wicked fun at parties.