Actually, the girl never touched him at all. HE pushed her and when she came back from that, HE then punched her in the face.

THAT’S who I wanted to see!  Good doggy!

Never be in the pocket of Big Moon.

...or GTFO.

I love snowy Marzipan.

The laws of Canada don’t apply here, since this was Ontario, California.  

This is in Ontario, the city in California not Ontario, the province in Canada. (unless you’re on about Canadian insurance laws because she’s actually from Canada but that’s a hell of a drive to make for a con).

Why pay for something yourself when random idiots will pay for it for you?

I am a gay man. When I was in college I had one-night stand with a fellow collegian.

There was an office building in Fallout New Vegas with an unreachable second floor... so I took all of my stored inventory and dumped it until I could jump up there.

Libraries usually don’t take donations for their actual collection, but they do take donations for the occasional book sale. You can also cart your books to your local used bookstore, or look them up on eBay. Anything that no one will buy or take from you for free is by definition worthless, and you don’t need to feel…

One thing I almost never hear in these discussions is that there’s non-trivial value in having numerous books around you haven’t read yet. There are many times throughout a year when I want to read something new and I don’t really know what I want to start.  So I browse through my shelves until something jumps out at…

And that was after a couple thousand years of Germanic mixing. The ancient Greeks and Romans would probably be part of the travel ban if they were here today.

Hmm, only white folks have made contributions? LOL this guy...apparently he doesn’t know about traffic lights, Carver’s contributions to agriculture, NUMBERS!!!!—I mean, seriously, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...—yoga, spices, silk, Jesus Christ, Idris Elba, I can go on and on...

He actually sits in Marizpan’s lap!

How do you read a book with Marzipan in your lap?

Yeah, I’m looking at cabinets and shit to completely remodel my kitchen, drinking a fabulous Italian red, and planning to go to dinner with a friend tomorrow, and a lecture at the Florida History Museum on Thursday about the Women Pioneers of Florida. It’ll be bad enough to hear the play by play on NPR when I’m…

Nah, we’ve gone right past the Handmaid’s Tale and straight to Dune and the axolotl tanks with this one.

Who also REFUSED to pardon a man who was wrongfully convicted (the man was released from prison in 2006, but the conviction remained on his record because, WTF??). Pence’s Republican successor made it is first order of business upon taking office. Pence is a flaming asshole.

Let’s not forget that Mike Pence is a soulless, money-grubbing hypocrite who told his devoted, rabid conservative listeners that it’s not clear if tobacco causes cancer...in 2000.