People keep talking about Mike Pence as if he knows what he’s doing.

“WOODROW WILSON WAS ADAMANT IN HIS DISCUSSIONS WITH TRUMP THAT THE WALL BE BUILT TO PREVENT THAT GODDAMNED PANCHO VILLA FROM PULLING HIS BULLSHIT AGAIN.”

I Worked for a record company for 15 years. I LOVED the job! I have no illusions that my gig was coming back

I adore Lili Chin (an artist whose work has appeared on Cartoon Network), and I really admire that she so frequently donates her talents to creating educational resources for animal nonprofits. Her posters have made me a better dog owner.

I wish to subscribe to your tv show. Take my $ now!

To be fair, it was a portrait of notorious Cat Torturer, Albert DeSalvo.

New show, like Antique Roadshow, but it has to meet with Padme’s approval.

It was an ugly painting anyway.  Sometimes cats are forced to save owners from their own terrible taste.

That's because the artwork is of them.  If the artwork had been of Padme, she wouldn't have deemed it as the inferior waste of her owner's time it so clearly was.

The Anti-Defamation League funds a seminar in Israel and brings over many police officers and officials from US police agencies. Hundreds of Americans have attended. It teaches, among other things, crowd control policies. 3 years before the St. Louis protests, the chief of police attended a seminar in Israel on crowd…

In the world.

It’s true. I learned long ago, as a woman, people are going to shit on you no matter what you do. So I do what I want. And so should every woman in Washington.

Sony was so hardcore they made the Vita a failure just to prove nobody wanted their handheld unless it was moddable

This made me laugh more than it probably should. In my defence, it’s 2 am.

I have to say, the wall GoFundMe is one of my favorite things in our current, stupid, shitty era - bunch of dumbasses trying to own the libs by displaying what gullible morons they are. That’ll show us!

I hope this math is right because I just put it all over Facebook.

To be fair, Sam drinks a LOT.

Except if you demand one party fund your campaign and help provide staff and give your the names of the donors and volunteers they worked so hard to get if you win the nomination you abso-fucking-lutely should be part of that organization.

McSweeney’s has a pretty good one too: